There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk
she was training herself to be happy oh my god
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked